He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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