in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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