Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
