normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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