She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
