Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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