Have you finally orgasmed yet?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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