And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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