I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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