we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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