just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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