Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
