Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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