Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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