he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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