Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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