Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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