beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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