I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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