just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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