I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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