so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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