how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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