what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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