My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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