I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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