Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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