I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
vagina is talking i cant
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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