I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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