Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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