Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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