When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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