so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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