i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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