I wish I could punch you in the face.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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