So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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