How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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