I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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