Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize