i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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