I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it because I queefed?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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