But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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