fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We have started to decorate penises.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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