I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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