Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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