You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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