Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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