If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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