Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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