going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
A bitchslap is in order.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
