don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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