I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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