Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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