Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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